Australian essentials
Visas: citizens of all nations other than New Zealand require a visa or electronic travel authority (ETA) to visit Australia. British passport-holders in good health and with no criminal convictions are eligible for an ETA, which is theoretically free from most travel agents or airlines, though some may charge an 'administration fee'. When asked if you have a criminal record, please resist the temptation to quip: "Didn't realise you still needed one".
When to go: Australia's seasons are broadly antithetical to Britain's - that is, when it's cold here, it's warm there. Summer stretches from December to February and can seem brutal (daytime temperatures around 40C are not uncommon). Winters are relatively mild, especially on the coasts, though areas of inland New South Wales and Victoria get cold enough to support thriving ski resorts.
The north of the country, above the Tropic of Capricorn, is an exception - humid heat, punctuated by cyclones. Spring and autumn pretty much anywhere in Australia are miraculous.
Getting there: British Airways and Qantas fly to each of the Australian states. Prices start at £656 (to Perth).
Money: the Australian dollar generally trades at about $2.50 to the pound, and as a dollar in Australia buys you more or less what a pound does in Britain, Australia is a very happy hunting ground indeed.
Electricity: Australia uses 220v-240v current. Its three-pin plugs are subtly yet annoyingly different from British ones, so you will need an adaptor.
Hazards: Australia's formidable ranks of crocodiles, jellyfish, sharks, snakes, dingoes and spiders have accounted for surprisingly few visitors over the years - just take commonsense precautions, such as respecting warning signs, not trying to pat anything that doesn't have a collar on it and giving your shoes a shake in the morning if youÕve left them outside.The only thing to be seriously wary of is the sun.
The sun: a warm climate and ozone depletion make severe sunburn and skin cancer real dangers. Television weather reports will advise on what constitutes safe exposure on a day-to-day basis but, in general, wear broad-brimmed hats, shirts with collars and sleeves, try to avoid direct sunlight in the middle of the day and don't go outside without spf 15+ broad-spectrum water-resistant sunscreen on all exposed skin.
Driving: Australians drive on the left side of the road. Tourists in possession of a valid British licence for the same class of vehicle may drive in Australia - an International Driver's Permit on its own is not sufficient. If tempted to tackle the outback, bear in mind that the distances, conditions and isolation are alien to the European mindset - check your routes as much as possible before leaving, give someone an intended arrival time and instructions to call the police if you're late, and carry way more petrol, food and water (at least five gallons per person per day) than you think you'll need. If you break down, stay with the vehicle - you'll have some shade, and you'll be easier to find.
Events
Australian Football League Grand Final, Melbourne, September 2. The Melbourne cricket ground fills to its 90,000 capacity for this climax of the Australian Rules football season.
Olympic Games Sydney, September 15 - October 1. Should be every bit as brash and bold as the host city. Melbourne Festival, October 19 - November 4. Melbourne has always fancied itself as Australia's cultural centre, and this fortnight of theatre, film, dance and opera is its annual effort to prove it. The Melbourne Cup, November 7. The highlight of Australia's horse-racing calendar. The day is an official public holiday in the state of Victoria. Sydney-Hobart yacht race start, December 26. There is nowhere on earth more beautiful than Sydney harbour, and it never looks better than when decorated with the massed spinnakers of the Sydney-Hobart field. Perth International Arts Festival, January-February (dates to be confirmed). The Western Australian capital stages a diverse arts festival every year, encompassing everything from literary and political discussion to water puppets. Australian Tennis Open, Melbourne, January 15-January 28. One of tennis's four Grand Slam events.
Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, Sydney, March 3. Sydney's biggest night of the year, as thousands of gay people from around the world take part in the spectacular Mardi Gras parade. Melbourne Grand Prix, March 4. Now-traditional season opener for the Formula One season. Adelaide Festival, March. The otherwise somnambulent capital of South Australia rouses itself annually for this farrago of film, theatre and music. Anzac Day, Nationwide, April 25. Public holiday commemorating the disastrous 1915 landings by Australian and New Zealand troops on Gallipoli peninsula, Turkey.
Further information: the Australian Tourist Commission can be contacted for brochures on 0870 556 1434 or at www.australia.com.
Bridge the World on 0870 444 7472.